This is the dude that took me to my junior prom!
His moustache looked magnificent that night, set off by my baby blue poufy dress with dyed shoes to match. And to complete my ensemble, I spiked my super-short 80s 'do with hot pink Vidal Sassoon Colorifics styling mousse.
He wore a tuxedo t-shirt for the occasion, and you could just tell that he took extra pains with his Wella Balsam shampoo and hot comb as he was getting ready that evening.
Later, at the after prom, he changed into his "Disco Sucks!" t-shirt and entertained everyone with his Steve Martin "two wild and crazy guys!" routine.