Finally, A Career Choice For Myself That Will Not Only Bring The Benjamins, But Immerse Me In The Super-Cool Art Scene, Too

"No talent or experience needed."  Hey, I have those unique qualifications!

Now where are my beret, my long cigarette holder, my bongos, and my Dylan records?  I'll surely need them for the gatherings of all the other artsy hep cats at the local hootenannies and such.