February 19, 2009

Newsflash From The American Meat Institute: When You Serve Your Children Cold Cuts, You're Fighting Communism, One Sandwich At A Time!

So when you pack little Johnny's lunch box full of bologna-y, mustardy goodness...

When you insist that little Sally finish her headcheese and saltpeter on day-old rye...

When you pack salami and onions for Dear Hubby's lunch break...

UNCLE SAM TRIUMPHS OVER THE RED MENACE!

Eat a cold cut sandwich today...
It's the American way!

1 comment:

  1. OMG The American Meat Institute is real? I thought it was just a thing that "The Simpsons" made up so Troy McClure could do another funny informational film strip.

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