Couple of questions:
Are they teaching this little precious to Riverdance for her talent portions of the pageants?
Did an American flag factory in China explode, pelting the Holiday Inn conference room in Dismal, Arkansas, with product?
How did they manage to get David Berkowitz, aka The Son Of Sam, out of jail for her pageants?
Is it commonplace to have a disembodied hand on your costumes, right along with the frou frou and the glitter?