December 2, 2010

In This 1977 PSA, Tony Orlando And Dawn Tie A Yellow Ribbon Around Your Career Aspirations



It's nice to know that Tony and the gals think that "I can be more than I am," but it's actually not hard to be more than "perennially unemployed loser and roller derby enthusiast who owns her own monogrammed straitjacket."

I'm just saying.

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