March 16, 2011

From 1967: More Precious Memories Involving Dristan

Quick question:
Where should I send my sinuses? I'm absolutely miserable with sinus problems right now and I'm smack dab in the middle of the Grand Canyon State!

I might send my sinuses to Nevada. Playing Pai Gow always seems to make them feel better, and maybe if I get them drunk, laid, and a couple of tickets to one of those Cirque du Soleil shows, they will behave.


  1. I'd give anything to be smack in the middle of Arizona. This rain is making all the mold and crap attack my system and make me all asthmatic. I hate me.

    How many times do you think he can say "like sending your sinuses to Arizona"? Why did they say anything else?

  2. That commercial is awesome! God, Arizona must be tons better than Tennessee. My head feels like a bowling ball.