Interesting facts about Marihuana, aka Reefers, aka Pot, aka Satan's Harvest:
Only white people smoke reefers.
4 out of 5 male dope peddlers prefer Botany 500 knits and casuals.
Reefers make otherwise well-groomed girls favor sack dresses.
Having a missing daughter is not an excuse to forgo a necktie as you scour the newspapers for any word as to her fate.
Communism can, nay, SHOULD be blamed for the marihuana menace.
Invertebrate malcontents must also be blamed for Satan's Harvest, but then again, those nogoodniks are probably Reds, anyway.
Dope fiends in the Fifties unfortunately did not have access to the dazzling array of snack choices we Americans enjoy today.