January 25, 2010

I Dream (HA!) Of Having Been An Insomniac Back In The Olden Days

A terrific double clicker.

Yes, my old nemesis Insomnia is paying me a visit again. I went to Walgreens and asked the pharmacist for some Dr. Miles Nervine effervescent tablets. He looked at me funny (a common occurrence pour moi) and directed me to the parking lot, where Al, Our Friendly Neighborhood Dope Pusher, was dealing out of his 1993 Ford Aerostar. I'm not sure what Al gave me, but they didn't help me sleep. However, I am peeing purple.


  1. Tryptophan, melatonin sublinguals, and a glass of wine works for me.

  2. Is "fight your weight in wild cats" a real saying? I need start using it.