May 28, 2008

In This 1920s Ad, A Young Mother Is Encouraged To Teach Young Junior To Treat Breasts As His Own Personal Speakeasy

However, Young Mothers all over this great God-fearing nation were surprised when Young Junior started to demand a bowl of peanuts along with his session on the breast.  

One baby in Tulsa screamed until his Young Mother installed one of those "Love Tester" machines next to his crib.  The young tyke refused to sleep until he reached "Red Hot" status.

Yet another baby in Cincinnati told his Young Mother, "Hey, lady, this beer sucks!  Make with the Schlitz already!"  This is according to our reliable sources.

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