March 9, 2010

Another Special Moment In Our Weeklong Tribute To Vintage VD

"Sailor beware!" She's got critters in her knickers! Whatever "questionable pleasure" you are able to locate in said knickers will make your future progeny cry...and The Baby Jesus will cry, too!

Instead...take a cold shower! Read your Bible! Write a letter to your sweetheart! Dream about Mom's apple pie!

That's getting your rocks off...the AMERICAN way!


  1. Excuse me, but how is getting your rocks off with a ho a danger to national security? I mean, this ad is directed at a poor lowly sailor who probably doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Jeeeeeeeez.

  2. Okay, I'm gonna get busted at work reading this stuff. I'm reading my bible! I'm standing here singing God Bless America!! No ho's for me!!

  3. And stop screwing you shipmates! Or at least 'don't tell'.