Showing posts with label jesusfreaks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jesusfreaks. Show all posts

February 16, 2012

Vintage Boobage


Jerry Hall makes a Nip Slip in June, 1976.

Photograph by Francesco Scavullo.

It's hard to believe, but this actually graced newsstands across the United States without any sort of paper wrapping. How prudish we have become. It's quite a change...and not for the better.

And the diaphragm is back in town! I hear it went backpacking in Europe for a while, but ran out of money when it smoked up all of its funds in Amsterdam. Diaphragm had to call Masters and Johnson for plane fare home, and boy, were they ever pissed!

October 23, 2009

May 18, 2009

Bringing You A Little Sunshine In Matching Contemporary Casuals From The 1973 Montgomery Ward "Monsanto Chic" Collection For This Monday


Mom, Dad, and for the young ladies, their heartthrob son with an afro the likes of which have not been seen since Dwayne...or possibly Shirley...on What's Happening.

September 24, 2008

Why Christians Should Never Be Permitted Around Musical Instruments

This clip, straight from The Pit Of Hades Itself, has so many things in it that I love:
...the Foursome Of Christian Coolness on backing vocals!

...the white soul keyboard stylings of the 38-year-old woman on her Yamaha portable home organ!

...the attempts to coordinate a look by the women ("I don't know, Madge, but if I were you, I'd wear that real pretty blue dress you wore to Pastor Heemstra's 75th Anniversary Potluck Dinner.  What's that?  You ripped the one arm when you were dishing up some of your Cheesy Noodle Kaboodle?  How'd you manage that one?  Well, I'll bring my Stitch Witch to the taping, mmmkay?")

...the funky bass solo!

...the studied attempt by the vocalist to sing New Wave!  Move over, Dale Bozzio...there's a Christian afoot, and he wants to wear your stilettos.

...the not-terribly-chaste eyefuckery by the vocalist toward the camera!

...the "I was fired from the Heartbreakers by Tom Petty himself" hip moves by the guitarist!

...the super-funky "footloose and Famolare!" 1982 blue footwear on the guitarist!

...the "Ooooh!" 

...one word: "J-J-J-Jesus!"

Yeah, Jesus is my friend.  Although I think that if I sang a song like this about Him, He'd stop returning my phone calls.  And do you think that Jesus ever dated Bebe Buell?


A special hello to dougsploitation, who has long recognized the ooey gooey Jesusy Noodle Kaboodle that is "Sonseed."  (I'm apparently late to the ballgame; I was inside the ladies' room during the national anthem, gossiping and teasing my hair.)  His blog is incredibly cool, too.