'Round the Linger homestead, Sunday Night tends to be Laundry Night.
Ken dreads it, because invariably I get to pining for Laundry Detergents Gone, But Not Forgotten. Like Duz. Or Salvo. Or even Solo, which was actually a fabric softener.
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Some of the classic old brands are still around, but damn, you have to work triple-time to find them. I have the most luck at Big Lots, should I want to take a walk down Rare Laundry Detergents Lane (and, of course, I always do).
The laundry detergent I love to remember the most is Oxydol. Not only do I remember my own Mom using it when we were kids, it is prominently featured in the 1981 John Waters' classic Polyester. Remember when Dexter is looking for a foot to stomp in the grocery store? Look in the background at the brands. There it is, in all its green-boxed, early eighties' glory: Oxydol.
I scored a big bottle of the stuff at Big Lots last spring, and it was wonderful...but I haven't seen it on the shelves since.
Obviously some of the women from Jonestown were recruited for Oxydol print ads.
In this ad, more psychotic housewives, possibly while overdosing on Miltown, enjoy the whiter whites their Oxydol detergent delivered.
This ad for Oxydol was obviously someone's graduate thesis. Well, laundry is a science, after all. The Monkees and Julie Newmar taught us that.
From 1949, the earliest days of television. I think this model of washing machine actually was called "The Mangler."
The TWA Jetstream was a common site in movies in the 1950s. Two films that immediately come to mind are Funny Face and Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? In the latter, you see Jayne Mansfield languishing in one of the Jetstream's luxurious sleeper beds.
1958
I always love Trans World's colorful, eye-catching advertising from this era. Many of their travel advertisements could have doubled as art for the home, and often did.
Be sure to double-click each ad so that you can read all of the text!
There will never be enough words said about her beauty. She really was one of the best models who ever lived, and she managed to attain that status in less than five years of working in the industry and despite having a, shall we say, dangerous way of living.
This photo appeared in the April, 1979, issue of Vogue UK.
If you double-click the photo, prepare to be stunned.
"Prem" is the Sanskrit word for "love," but something tells me that that is not the meaning behind the name of this product.
Be sure to double-click the graphic to get the full story on how the wonderfully delicious world of Prem can enrich your dinner table. It seems that Prem consists of some gelatinous mix of pork and beef by-products, suitable for a wide variety of meal options.
Should you want to make your own Prem mini-loaves for supper tonight, there's a convenient recipe right there for you housewife types. Be sure to note the detail about serving cauliflower topped with slivered almonds!
Hey, they have french-fried onions, too, so things can't be that bad!