Showing posts with label fatigue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fatigue. Show all posts

January 25, 2010

I Dream (HA!) Of Having Been An Insomniac Back In The Olden Days


A terrific double clicker.

Yes, my old nemesis Insomnia is paying me a visit again. I went to Walgreens and asked the pharmacist for some Dr. Miles Nervine effervescent tablets. He looked at me funny (a common occurrence pour moi) and directed me to the parking lot, where Al, Our Friendly Neighborhood Dope Pusher, was dealing out of his 1993 Ford Aerostar. I'm not sure what Al gave me, but they didn't help me sleep. However, I am peeing purple.

July 6, 2009

Plum Tuckered Out? Cure Yourself...The 1960s Way! (No, Not By Ingesting Large Amounts Of Dolls.)

1960

"Hmmmm...I'm exhausted, but I still had the energy to go see the girls down at the beauty parlor, and I have my earrings on. A gal's gotta have standards, you know, even if she is tired."