From 1976: Beautiful Bebe Buell

Some pictures just scream "The Seventies" without any captioning necessary.

Cameron Crowe used Bebe Buell as a source of inspiration for his genius film Almost Famous. When you look at the second photograph, is there really any doubt as to why?

From 1978: If It's Monday, It Must Be Massengill

I also like to call this post "Girl, Your Twat So Stanky!"

The one woman must have spent too much time feathering her hair and getting her Annie Hall outfit just right to bother with unleashing her inner June Cleaver and giving The Beaver a good going over with the soap.

The other woman just so happened to have a Massengill Vinegar and Water douche right there, at the ready. Maybe she was going to use some of it on her salad for lunch, and then whip up a Cunt Vinaigrette for later.

Our Continuing Series On Vintage Stank Hos: More Fedoras, More Family Doctors, More Funky Va-jay-jays!

"I'm staying at the Harvard Club tonight. A couple of belts of Scotch with the fellas and a rubdown by Swede might make me feel better..."

"Doc, my wife smells like she's running a fish hatchery in her undies. Can you say something to her about it?"

The Affliction Of Every Stank Ho: A Man Who Would Rather Read Books In Anger While Wearing A Simulated Ice Cube Than Give Her Some Sweet, Sweet Lovin'

1950

"George is reading The Lonely Crowd again...gee whiz, I know how that feels!"

Double-clicking is the way to go 'round these parts.

A Brief Interlude From The Goddess Of Coochie Coochie!

How could we have a weeklong tribute to cooches without Charo?

And yes, this is a scene from The Love Boat. Only the best for my readers!



May 5, 1979
"April's Return"

Cuchi Cuchi!

From 1981: Stanky Hos In Nature

Freshness has never been simpler...leaving you time to tie your sweater just right and to get your modified Jessica Savitch hairstyle maintained at regular intervals.

The Next Installment In Stank Hos: Your Mother Should Know!

These vintage ads cherish a time-honored tradition: mothers helping daughters in their quest to not smell like The Pike Place Fish Market.

Because, as it turns out, there is a stank that is graver than bad breath or body odor...and it's up to The Mothers Of America to teach their young about this olfactory felony in the panties of Young American Maidens!

"Well, dear, what you don't know is that your father used to call me his 'Baby Bluefin' when we were first married. I never understood what he meant, until my mother had a frank and earthy discussion with me about the miracle of Zonite..."

Grand double-clickers, these.

When Innocent Housewives Are Stank Hos: Now With Puraclean!

In this ad from the 1980s, a daughter shares a touching moment with her mother as they both extol the virtues of vinegar for the fish and chips at their personal Arthur Treacher's down below.

This Week On A Touch Of Tuesday Weld: When Innocent Housewives Are Actually Stank Hos

In this heartbreaking ad, a fedora-bedecked husband walks out on his clueless wife because she is a Stank Ho!

"If I wanted to smell that," he sniped, "I would have taken a job slinging trash cans behind Red Lobster instead of being on the executive fast track at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe!"

American wives, beware! Shove Dakin's solution, which is essentially weak bleach water, up your cooch to keep the peace in your marriage! Dangerous chemicals are not a concern when your marital bliss is at stake! It's the American way!