The Magic Of Clorox, As Demonstrated By Two Oddly Disembodied Hands

This lovely housewife took a little time out of her busy schedule of penciling on eyebrows that Joan Crawford in Trog! would envy and multiple layers of Revlon's Cherries In The Snow lipstick to tell the world about the wonders of Clorox, complete with its revolutionary No-Drip Lip.

However, are we to believe that those are her hands?  They just seem to be floating from nowhere.

No matter, gals...get yourself some of Today's Clorox (and a Philco Duomatic from 1960) now!

From 1952: Lustre-Creme Shampoo Ad Featuring St. Joan of Crawford's Mugshot

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More about St. Joan of Crawford

From 1981: The Greatest Tribute Of All Time To Saint Joan Of Crawford

The movie is from 1981, this remix is from 2009.

Both are sent from Heaven itself.

From 1948: The One And Only

Saint Joan of Crawford, posing by some sort of urn that I am quite sure that Helga forgot to dust under. Not that I would ever fault Joan for being mad at the dirt...she's La Joan, after all. It's her right, no, her duty to get mad at whatever or whoever she wants.