From 1979: KISS Colorforms Set

Dear Santa.

The Things You Find When You Are Cleaning Out Your Files!

I tagged McCalls and Ladies Home Journal. While I am unsure which magazine was the source, I am positive that it was one of these two!

From 1976: Kitty Porn!

Don't be fooled by the cute packaging. Whisker Lickins was, in fact, a hardcore underground kitty porno starring none other than The King Of All Kitty Sluts, Morris!

Let's just put it this way: you have no idea the depraved things Morris would do for chicken and liver flavors.

From 1982: I'll Bet Puss N' Boots Has Moist Meals! MEOW.

With a hot little kitten doing sexy times with her tongue right there on the package, the world's sluttiest cats purred for Puss N' Boots back in 1982.